Saturday, January 31, 2009

Twinkie the Kid, "I will give up my outlaw lifestyle." Possibilty of Being Deputized to Clean Up Snacksville


Dodge City AP Reports-
Wild Bill, Jesse James, Weird Al all have been outlaws roaming these North Dakota hills. But today one the wild west most notorious outlaws Twinkie the Kid is turning in his spurs and saddle. The golden hostess cream filled snack will be riding into the sunset no more.
"I am ready to settle down," said the Kid as a ball of tumble weed roles by. "I am ready to start the family find some land, maybe start a ranch, I don't know."
The worlds most mischevious cake snack first appeared on the scene in the 1970's-continued page 8