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Reporting From CES show in Las Vegas
It seems as if the economy is not only effecting the consumers at this years CES show which was quite apparent by the lack of turnout, but also effecting the trade presenters. Presenting to a room of shocked tech lovers Todd Collins CIO of Apple unveiled their 2009 product line which included a multi colored set of beanies declaring "boobs are rad."
"Let's face it, the economy is tough, we just don't have the R&D budget that we had in the past," proclaimed Collins.
Microsoft did not fare much better, with their stock trading at a three year low the anticipation and expectation were through the roof.
However when Bill Gates presented Windows new product you could tell that the crowds expectations had not been met.
"I would like to present to you the latest member of the Microsoft family, Gigantic Novelty Glasses with Wiper Shades." Gates donned the gigantic shades and preceeded to get squirted in his face by CFO Tod Jenkins, "See the water is wiped away,"proclaimed Gates.
Sun Microsystems seemed to be the ultimate loser of the entire show. Although I did not see it myself sources have confirmed that the CFO ended up pooping in a paper bag.
