Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Steven Segal Issued First Pony Tail Ultimatum




Wire-On Tuesday the US Martial Arts Federation issued a warning to Steven Segal, keep the pony tail at least five inches or be barred from all UMAF sanctioned events.


Word in the community was that his pony tail had dropped below the minimum length of five inches, however in a phone interview with Segal's rep Morty Jenks insisted that his pony tail has never come close.

"I have never seen Steven's pony tail drop below ten inches, since I have known him and that has been twenty years."


The controversey first arose at his bands concert in the UK, this photo on the left taken by local photographer Pete Whitle shows his ponytail at a dangerously low.. cont page 10


Monday, February 16, 2009

This Is The Problably The Best Ferret Owners Manual.....Ever! By Dr. Wally Waffles


The Best Ferret Manual Ever-By Todd Hanson
Every generation has a novel that puts society on its ass, The Art of War, The Joy of Cooking, The Hardy Boys, Choose Your Own Adventure The Planet of Maldorf and now Dr. Bell's Manual on owning a ferret.
What really grabs my attention is that Dr. Bell clearly states that this is THE pet ferret owners manual. It's like she is getting in my face saying this is it, no others compare. It is as if she is slapping me in the face with a Ferrets tale of wisdom.
Each page is a fresh breath of ferret air, her chapter on cage upkeep alone had me personally questioning, morals, life, society, I think I peed a little. Cont page 78

Best Sports Movies Of All Time Continued

8) Ed

The tag line says it all, Minor League. Major League Friendship. In this 1996 Blockbuster Matt Leblanc plays a struggling minor league pitcher who's career is on the down side when the teams new third baseman teaches him about love, friendship and leaving it all on the field.




7) Celtic Pride

This one truly has it all, Dan Akroyd, Damon Wayans, the guy who was the voice of Kevin Arnold, foam fingers and friendship.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Chronicles of Moobs Presents The Sports Movie Moments That Have Changed Our Lives

These timeless sports movies have changed our lives and there message lives on forever. The 2009 Chronicles of Moobs Best Sports Movie Moments (in no particular order)



10) Bloodsport (Based on a True Story)


In his final fight Frank Dux (Pronounced Dukes) fighting the current Kumite champion Chong Li is blinded temporally by a mysterious powder to the eyes. Dux channels his inner kata and delivers the KO to Chong Li in the final scene. It also helps when your buddy in the movie played Oger in Revenge of the Nerds.



9) No Holds Barred


The Classic story of good vs evil. Hulk Hogan stars as Rip the golden boy of professional wrestling who in the final scene takes on the bad guy Zeus, mayhem follows, the movies overall message of follow your dreams is signed sealed and delivered.



Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dewey Decimal System To Get Crazy Makeover

AP Wire- With today's Fortune 500 companies cutting back on advertising, it came as quite a shock to see the Dewey Decimal Company pledging to revamp their image.


"For years the Dewey decimal system has been known as boring and full of numbers, we hope to change that," says Todd Wheeler, president of the Dewey Decimal Inc. This Thursday Dewey Decimal plans to unveil the newest mascot, Surfer Dude who teaches about the fun and wickedness of numerical order..

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