Monday, February 22, 2010

Famous Andy Kaufman Sketch From The Show Friday's



What makes this so brilliant was that it was on live TV. It starts out as a lame sketch and ends in a whirlwind.



Saturday, February 20, 2010

Early Jim Carey Stand Up Comedy






Wednesday, February 17, 2010

As the Title Says Fat Kid + Sword + Ponytail + Sweats = Magic

You will not be disappointed





Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Buffalo Bills Look Forward To Possiblilty Of Loosing Another Super Bowl in 2011

At his first press conference as the Buffalo Bills head coach, Chan Gailey announced his desire to lose the Super Bowl in 2011. “We have gone before and lost before and I think we can lose again.”


The Buffalo Bills, who have lost a record four straight Super Bowls (1991-1994) are determined to return to their postseason ways.

“Our goal has always been to get back to the Super Bowl and loose,” Coach Gailey said to Chronicles of Moobs head writer Marty Bubbles, “We want to have a team that is good enough to get to the big game, but not close it out.” “For years people have always thought our team was a satire or comedic version of a Super Bowl team, but people don’t understand that we enjoy getting to the Super Bowl-we just don’t want to win.”

The last couple of seasons, the Bills have failed to qualify for the playoffs-coach Gailey is intent to turn it around, “we hope to improve, but not too much.”

When Bills owner Ralph Wilson was informed of the coach’s quote Wilson replied, “That’s why I hired him in 2011 I know we can lose the big one.”

Friday, February 5, 2010

Doc Science Again Answers Your Questions-Smart and Otherwise

Doctor Science is a monthly contributor/guest to the Chronicles of Moobs. She answers any science questions our readers have. If you have a question for Dr. Science please email us at chroniclesofmoobs@gmail.com.

Dear Dr. Science- Over the holidays I received a Cryptex similar to the one featured in The Davinci Code.  I can't get the word tacos off the front of the box.  Do you why this is?

Taco Confused in Baltimore



Dear Taco Confused-The power and mystique of tacos has long baffled scientists. Congrats on your discovery.



Dear Dr. Science-I purchased a Hogwarts bookmark from a Sky Mall catalog. So far the only thing that the bookmark does is hold my page and has not delivered any damsels dressed like Princess Leah in Return of the Jedi at Jabba’s cantina. Any ideas?

Longing for Jabba



Dear Longing for Jabba-Hogwarts bookmarks are very special-however please be weary of cheap imitations. Sounds like Sky Mall is selling a bum batch.


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Chris Botti To Play Entire 2010 World Tour From A Trumpet Made Out Of Sausage

Moobs HQ-





This summer Chris Botti will take on the challenge of a 50 city world tour playing from a trumpet made entirely out of sausage. He has already mastered his craft with a brass instrument, now it is time to do it with cured meats.

At first Botti was challenged with what type of sausage to use. Breakfast links would provide more of a kazoo sound. Italian sausage had a better sound; however it didn’t have the range. It wasn’t until a cookout out at his friends Todd’s house that he discovered the sound of summer sausage. He claims the sausage allows him to hit all the same notes and pitches as his brass trumpet; however the summer sausage has a meatier sound.

This summer after each song Chris wants to cut off a piece of his sausage trumpet and feed it to the crowd. He has always liked the intimacy of sharing his sausage with people. All fifty sausage trumpets will be made before the tour and will require a 50,000 dollar refrigeration system to keep them cool and fresh. Chris mentioned that he played on a bad sausage in New Orleans last year and he doesn’t want to experience that again, it really hurt his stomach.