Thursday, March 25, 2010

Elvis and Karate

"As a student of the martial arts, Elvis was one of the best. He was physically strong and his technique was excellent. Elvis was a master entertainer and a master showman, but he was also a Master Human Being. He demonstrated love and respect with sincerity and humility. Elvis taught me more than I taught him."
Master Rhee Elvis' Sensey


Elvis first came across Karate in the Army.
Elvis achieved a rank of 7th degree black belt.
Elvis showed no mercy.




In the dojo during training, Elvis would only go by Mr. Tiger or Tiger Man, which was his designated animal spirit.


 











Here is the most important Karate montage of your life.





Elvis in attack mode












Monday, March 15, 2010

Sign on as a Twitter Follower And Win Some Sweet/Quasi Shitty Prizes



Thats right, we are trying to expand our twitter following.  If you sign up you can win one of the following prizes.

1) A limited edition signed copy of the first Chronicles of Moobs News Letter.  Antiques Roadshow recently appraised its value in the thousands (pesos).
2) A sub sandwich certificate. (I hope you live near).
3) A photo of Norm from Cheers.
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5) I signed "I love Snacks" T-Shirt by the Moobs staff.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Who doesn't like the Sham-Wow



Check out our topic posting on Cracked.  You can find it at Sham-Wow


                

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Important Flyer That Needs To Be Distributed In Your City



Top Five Reasons Crystal Clear Pepsi Failed

Crystal Clear Pepsi

Who doesn't remember where they were when they enjoyed their first can of Crystal Clear Pepsi? That sweet citrus and cola combination was destined to gobble up marketshare in the ruthless carbonated beverage market...or was it? Were there shadowy characters steering this brilliant idea towards doom?Were the Russians involved? Perhaps, or was the introduction of Tab Clear responsible.Web petitions have been popping up all over the internet with people demanding the re-release of their favorite short lived soda.To move forward we first must learn about the past of this delicious drink.
Crystal Clear Pepsi 1992-1993

1) Van Hagar-Any time Sammy Hagar is pitching your product, night night.

2) Tab Clear By Coke-Split the market.

3) It was just to freakin’ AWESOME.

4) The Russians-Still working on this theory.

5) Colonel Sanders

6) Ringling Bros




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Friday, March 12, 2010

Check Out Our Posting On Cracked



Important Events In The Universe


100 Billion Years Ago-The Universe Formed
1492-America Discovered
1934-Nachos Invented
1949-Ric Flair Born







Rick Flair Bio and History








Monday, March 8, 2010