Local Celebrity Italian Chef Puppet Pleads "Can we stop the stereotypes Please? I Don't Even Like da Pizza?

An Heartfelt Essay by Salvatore The Sock puppet-

Please, can we stop the stereotypes. I cannot help that that I was sewed together to be a chef, I don't even like da pizza or da spaghetti. Why do all Italian puppets have to have a moustache? Why do I have to wear a red scarf underneath my clothes, I live in the Mediterranean?

Thank you