Boner from Growing Pains to release line of excessively tight sweatpants

AP Wire- (For Immediate Release)

Richard Milhouse "Boner:" Stabone, from the eighties smash hit Growing Pains is in discussion with local designers to release his new line of "excessively tight sweat pants." The name of the line will be Boner Sweats.

'I think it's time to bring sweat pants back to the glory days," Richard Stabone told the AP from his Soho loft, 'I think it really is time."

The sweat pants will include a few of Boner's signature touches, for example, all sweat pants will be a little to short and really tight around the ankles and waist.