Monday, January 12, 2009

Minnesota Legislators "Franken your in, promise no more Stuart Smalley.....seriously." Law Effective Today


Duluth Minnesota-AP
At first Al Franken thought the state legislature's email was a hoax. But then later that night on CNN Franken saw Oklahoma (R)Senator Pratt Stevens on TV talking about the Senator elect. "If he does Stuart Smalley at the capital building he is likely to get beat up, that shit is not funny...seriously." It seems that the Minnesota State legislature also has similar sentiments.
"Although we are not part of the confirmation process we are and will write this into state law, Franken will not, I repeat will not legally be able to do Stuart Smalley in the state of Minnesota," exclaimed State Rep Sandra Hoyton.
Apparently the state senate also feels the same way, passing into law today, Minn,US 1451 "effictively banning Franken from ever "impersontating and referering to Smalley in the first through third person."
"Apparently the email was not a hoax," said Franken from a Minneapolis coffee shop, "C'mon was Stuart really that bad?"