This R2D2 That I Purchased Is Nor To Scale

From Science Fiction Consumer Reports-

By Todd Snewerth

I recently purchased the R2D2 unit from sky mall. To say I am disappointed would be an intergalactic understatement. First, it is clearly not to scale, about two and a half inches shorter than the original R2 unit. In addition it cannot make repairs. I put it in front of my faulty light switch and it just stood there.

Next I decided to cut a hole in my trunk to replicate an X-wing fighter and stuff R2 in the back. Needless to say his directions stunk and did not lead me to any hot babes.

Overall rating: one degoba system and a half moon