Dewey Decimal System To Get Crazy Makeover

AP Wire- With today's Fortune 500 companies cutting back on advertising, it came as quite a shock to see the Dewey Decimal Company pledging to revamp their image.


"For years the Dewey decimal system has been known as boring and full of numbers, we hope to change that," says Todd Wheeler, president of the Dewey Decimal Inc. This Thursday Dewey Decimal plans to unveil the newest mascot, Surfer Dude who teaches about the fun and wickedness of numerical order..

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