Saturday, March 21, 2009

Nacho Council Announces "Worst way to prepare nachos"

(Photo on Right) Bottom Heavy Cheese-
Cheese first, followed by chips.


Photo Above
All the cheese in the middle.
Very awkward when eating with someone else. Throws everything off


(Upper Right) Artsy Nachos, self explanatory









Sunday, March 8, 2009

Five Celebrity Products That Thankfully Never Caught On

Celebrity endorsements have been around since the beginning of time. Here a few that never caught on.

1) Boner's Sweatpants- Who could forgot Boner? Mike Seaver's good buddy from Growing Pains? In 1989, at the peak of Growing Pains popularity, Boner released his own line of really tight sweatpants. They never really caught on.


2) Judge Reinhold Fishsticks- In the 1980's Judge Reinhold was a household name. After such hits as Beverly Hills Cop and Vice Versa anything that this man touched turned to goal. Later on in the decade he tried to branch out into the baked frozen fish stick market, trying to go head to head with The Capitain Gordon himseld. Lets say the public's response was frigid to say the least.







3) Scent of Tony by Tony Danza- Americans really liked Tony Danza, they did not want his scent engulffing their body and nostrils.






Thursday, March 5, 2009

Top Five Celebrity Endorsed Products That Never Caught On Coninued


4) Dave Coulier's How to do Stand Up Tapes


Who can forget the famous Uncle Joey's celebrity endorsement for his "How To" series on stand up comedy. Although the series flopped in the US it did gather a large following in Peru and Luxembourg. When I was traveling in Peru recently, I still had kids coming up to me saying "cortar it out," which is Spanish for cut it out.




5) Dolph Lundgren Panini Machine


Ivan Drago was one bad ass dude who was really into stretching. His ideas were years before their time. Really a renaissance man in retrospect.