Buffalo Bills Look Forward To Possiblilty Of Loosing Another Super Bowl in 2011

At his first press conference as the Buffalo Bills head coach, Chan Gailey announced his desire to lose the Super Bowl in 2011. “We have gone before and lost before and I think we can lose again.”

The Buffalo Bills, who have lost a record four straight Super Bowls (1991-1994) are determined to return to their postseason ways.

“Our goal has always been to get back to the Super Bowl and loose,” Coach Gailey said to Chronicles of Moobs head writer Marty Bubbles, “We want to have a team that is good enough to get to the big game, but not close it out.” “For years people have always thought our team was a satire or comedic version of a Super Bowl team, but people don’t understand that we enjoy getting to the Super Bowl-we just don’t want to win.”

The last couple of seasons, the Bills have failed to qualify for the playoffs-coach Gailey is intent to turn it around, “we hope to improve, but not too much.”

When Bills owner Ralph Wilson was informed of the coach’s quote Wilson replied, “That’s why I hired him in 2011 I know we can lose the big one.”