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Today the world was shocked to find out actor Nicholas Cage has been held captive in the Sandwhich Islands for the last 4 years. Apparently he was tricked into capitivy by his arch nemisis and Nicholas Cage look alike Tron 2000. The real Nicholas Cage (pictured on the right) and Tron 2000 (on the left) have been sworn enemies for the last 20 years. The disaperance explains the sudden rash of terrible movies the actor has made. Tron 2000 apparently has held Nick Cage hostage since he first agreed to do Ghost Rider 1.
