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Hey, gimmie a high five. Oh wait; there is no one else around.
How many times have you been in that situation?
Good afternoon my name is Fred Spanish and I am the inventor of the Dude Five, the worlds only self high five machine. This machine is capable of 32 hfpm (high five per minute) and comes with seven ethnic varieties of hands as well as a Sasquatch hand. You truly have a high five for any situation.
Who hasn’t been watching a game by themselves and came across your team with the winning touchdown dunk. You want to high five someone right? This allows you to get that high fiving satisfaction twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
The story of Dude Five really is a rag to riches story. Growing up in middle class neighborhoods of Madrid, to today the upper middle class neighborhood of Tigard, Oregon.
The story of Dude Five will make a perfect story for your magazine. If you accept my story I will also provide your office with one Dude Five machine, at ten percent of retail price, which includes a three pack of portable hands and one bonus yoda hand.
Fred Spanish
queries@entrepreneur.com
pitches@entrepreneur.com
Hey, gimmie a high five. Oh wait; there is no one else around.
How many times have you been in that situation?
Good afternoon my name is Fred Spanish and I am the inventor of the Dude Five, the worlds only self high five machine. This machine is capable of 32 hfpm (high five per minute) and comes with seven ethnic varieties of hands as well as a Sasquatch hand. You truly have a high five for any situation.
Who hasn’t been watching a game by themselves and came across your team with the winning touchdown dunk. You want to high five someone right? This allows you to get that high fiving satisfaction twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
The story of Dude Five really is a rag to riches story. Growing up in middle class neighborhoods of Madrid, to today the upper middle class neighborhood of Tigard, Oregon.
The story of Dude Five will make a perfect story for your magazine. If you accept my story I will also provide your office with one Dude Five machine, at ten percent of retail price, which includes a three pack of portable hands and one bonus yoda hand.
Fred Spanish
Dear Mr. Spanish
Thank you for your submission, however self high five machine is patent pending. I have included a sketch, looks like back to the drawing board.
Sincerely
Dave Frohams
