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Local Man's Wierd Al collection Fails to Collect Minimum Bid on Ebay-

Pensicola Florida-It seems as if the artist who brought us such songs as Eat It and Like a Surgeon is even having difficulty moving merch. Todd Rogers of Pensicola, Florida and Vice President of The Florida Keys Wierd Al Club felt it was time to sell the collection.

"I have been collecting for years," Todd says from his apartment in Florida, "I figured the market for Wierd Al is at a Zenith and I decided to put it up. Todd posted the collection for sale on Tuesday night. On Wednesday morning he checked his email and he only saw one offer. "The offer was to kick me in the balls to take the posting down." Cont Pg 90

Carls JR ups the ante for burger size....The New Carls JR Cow Head Burger

Los Angeles CA-

10/8/2009

Wire Report-

The tempertures maybe dropping across the US, but the US burger wars are heating up.

In response to the release of Burger Kings Triple Whopper, Carls Jr today announced the newest member of their burger family, the twenty pound Cow Head Burger.

Ralph Lauren Paints releases newest fall color.....Foreskin Beige?

Rome, Italy-

At a press confrence today held in Rome, Italy Ralph Lauren announed his newest fall line paints. Always a fan of one upsmanship the CEO if the famous company announced "foreskin Beige" is all the rage.

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